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What I love about NFL Week 18 every single year is that it never fails to remind me why this sport is so maddening, so humbling, and so addictive. You spend months shaping opinions and trusting numbers, and then Week 18 shows up and punches you in the mouth for four straight hours. Some of it worked. Some of it didn’t. And some of it made me feel physically ill. That’s the deal.

This was one of those Sundays where the early window was borderline unwatchable. Non-playoff teams looked like they were actively trying to lose. Playoff teams looked sloppy, inconsistent, and fragile in ways that matter a lot once January hits. And through it all, the numbers still mattered.

Here’s how it played out.

Saints (+3.5) at Falcons

This was the purest example of why betting numbers instead of teams is the only way to survive long-term. The Saints were the better team for large stretches of this game. They moved the ball. They controlled tempo. They dominated the first half. And they still spent most of the afternoon trailing.

The opening five minutes were a comedy of errors. Turnovers, a blocked punt inside the Saints’ red zone, and mistakes you only see from teams that aren’t going anywhere. And yet, New Orleans stayed in it the entire way.

Tyler Shough was legitimately impressive. For a stretch in the first half, he looked calm, decisive, and confident. When he threw that interception late, I had the same sinking feeling everyone else did. That felt like the moment. And then he got the ball back, drove the field with no timeouts, and made one of the best throws I’ve seen all season on the touchdown to Ronnie Bell. That throw was perfect. There was no margin for error, and he nailed it.

Atlanta won the game, but they didn’t inspire confidence. Kirk Cousins wasn’t special. The Falcons’ pass rush was disruptive, but this still felt like a matchup New Orleans wins more often than not. The Saints didn’t win the game, but the bet was never really dead. That’s all you can ask for.

Browns at Bengals (-7.5)

This game ruined my mood for about six hours.

I watched every snap. I suffered through it. And the more I watched, the angrier I got. Cincinnati had no business losing this game, let alone failing to cover the spread. The Browns couldn’t move the ball consistently. And yet, the Bengals found every possible way to light themselves on fire.

A blocked extra point. A pick-six thrown from inside the five. A fumble returned for a touchdown. Fourteen points gifted to a defense that didn’t need help. You cannot do that as a touchdown favorite and expect to survive.

Joe Burrow didn’t have it. That happens. What bothered me was the coaching. The game plan felt more focused on preventing Myles Garrett from breaking the sack record than actually winning the game. Everything was short, conservative, and predictable until Garrett got the sack anyway. Then suddenly the Bengals remembered they had Tee Higgins and Ja’Marr Chase.

Watching this as a bettor was infuriating. Watching it as someone who understands how thin the margins are was even worse. There was a survivor player out there who lost over three million dollars on this game. Perspective helps, but not much.

Lions (+3.5) at Bears

This one was a sweat.

The Bears did absolutely nothing for three quarters. Shut out. No rhythm. No confidence. And then Caleb Williams flipped a switch in the fourth quarter and reminded everyone why this team is dangerous. He was brilliant late. Throwing with anticipation. Escaping pressure. Making plays that only special quarterbacks make.

Detroit, meanwhile, moved the ball at will and settled for field goals. Dan Campbell coached this game conservatively in a way we’re not used to seeing. It worked. Barely.

From a betting perspective, this was never about Detroit dominating. It was about getting more than a field goal with a team that refuses to die. Even when the Bears made it interesting, the number held. That’s a win you respect, not celebrate.

Cardinals at Rams (-13.5)

For a while, this looked like a comfortable win. The Rams were converting Arizona mistakes into points, Stafford was efficient, and everything was going according to plan.

Then the third quarter happened.

Jacoby Brissett looked like he was auditioning for another decade-long contract. Michael Wilson was hauling in bombs. Trey McBride was everywhere. Suddenly, the Rams were losing outright, and I was asking myself how this happened so fast.

Credit to Stafford and McVay for responding. Stafford padded the stat line, threw four touchdowns, and closed the door. It wasn’t clean, and the Rams got some help along the way, but this was still a reminder of how dangerous this offense can be when it’s clicking.

Watching this game only reinforced one thing for me: there are very few defenses I trust to slow Stafford down in the playoffs.

Sharp or Square: Early NFL Playoff Leans

Week 18 didn’t make me feel better about most playoff teams. It made me more skeptical. Sloppy execution, conservative coaching, and late-season volatility are everywhere. But the numbers still matter. And they will matter even more in January. Here’s where we stand about a week out:

  • Jaguars +1.5 vs Bills
  • Chargers +3.5 vs Patriots
  • Bears vs Packers (monitoring line movement)
  • Eagles vs 49ers if the line stays under -3.5
  • Watching Panthers +10.5 vs Rams, but not committed

That’s the start. The real work begins now.

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Chad Millman

Chad Millman is the co-host of Sharp or Square on The Volume network, formerly known as The Favorites, one of the top-rated sports betting podcasts on Apple’s sports podcast charts. He began his career as a reporter for Sports Illustrated before becoming Editor-in-Chief of ESPN The Magazine and ESPN.com, where he also launched the network’s sports betting beat. A key figure in shaping modern sports betting media, Millman went on to help launch the Action Network, serving as its Chief Content Officer.